Be kind to dumb animals

One evening, Rain is drinking alone in the bar.

Rain: I'm useless! I can't even tell Millet about my feelings. Damn it!

Mira: Hi there, Rain. Wow, you must have been drinking a lot.

Rain: ...huh?! M...Millet?

Mira: (Uh-oh...he is really drunk. He can't tell me from Millet... Well, what the heck. I can pretend to be Millet for a while.)

Rain: Millet... Will you listen to me? I am so useless.

Mira: Why are you saying that?

Rain: I don't have the courage to tell my feelings to this girl I have a crush on.

Mira: (I don't think he needs to tell her. It is rather obvious that he has a crush on her. Well, Millet is not the keen type to notice, though... I guess I can speed up this relationship. First of all, I have to encourage him to express his feelings for Millet.) I didn't know you have a crush on someone. Would you mind telling me who that is?

Rain: Tell you?! I..I..

Mira: Ha, he... He's embarrassed. Don't worry. I won't tell anyone, but I'm curious to see who stole your heart.

Rain: I'm not worried about you telling anyone.

Mira: Then why don't you tell me? Oh, I know, you don't trust me enough. Is that it? I'm so sad... I may die from the sorrow of not being trusted... (Or rather, die from laughing too hard from this...)

Rain: but Millet...

Mira: (I'm giving him a chance and he still can't say it? What an indecisive man!) Listen, Rain... Girls are waiting for guys to tell them their feelings first. If you don't tell her, someone else may take her away.

Rain: Well... But...

Mira: Such an indecisive man is not good for Millet! W... What are you doing?

Rain: Millet! I love you Millet!!!

Mira: W... What are you doing? Get away from me!

Rain hugs Mira.

Mira: I said get away from me! You pervert!

Rain: No! I love you, I love you!!!

Mira: Someone, heeeeeeelp!!!

Millet: Mira? What's the matter? What?! Is that you Rain?

Rain: ....What?! Wait, wait, wait.... Is that you, Millet? Then this must be... Mira?

Mira: Whoops...

Millet: Oh... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you. I thought I heard Mira scream. I'm sorry.

millet runs away.

Rain: Millet! Wait! It';s not what you think!

Mira: Don't make excuses, just go after her!

Rain: OK...

Rain starts running after Millet. Mira shuts her eyes...

Rain: Where are you, Millet? There you are. Wait, Millet! Wait! Please listen to me.

Millet: You don't need to explain anything to me.

Rain: Millet!

Millet: To be honest, I had no idea you and my sister were on intimate terms... But that's none of my business.

Rain: No! You're wrong. There is nothing going on between Mira and myself. Please trust me.

Millet: What?!

Rain: Actually, the girl I'm in love with is...

Millet: Yes,,?

Rain: She is....uh...
................
Uhh.............
Damn it! I'm helpless! I can't say it. Damn!

Millet: What's the matter? Are you okay?

Rain: Millet... I hope I'll be able to tell you someday.

Millet: ? [Yes, just a single question mark]

Rain: Someday I will become a man worthy enough, Millet.

Rain runs away.

Millet: ...This is weird...